"I've been to the zoo."

This is my "Prepare to be whipped, English midterm paper!" face.

I'd say Edward Albee ain't got nothin' on me, especially since it rhymes so nicely, but he's a brilliant playwright and I'm even more enamored with The Zoo Story than I was with Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf. (Is that even possible?) I suppose, then, that I will merely say I hope that my analysis does his work even the smallest bit of justice.

But actually.